Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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