she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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