Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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