We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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