eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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