I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Randomize
