Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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