There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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