JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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