threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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