it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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