i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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