Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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