Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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