well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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