i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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