But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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