it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We just shotgunned beers for America
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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