It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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