Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
