your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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