Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I am puke
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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