btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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