OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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