you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Damn victory sex feels great
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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