do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Of course I have a pirate flag
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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