Don't make out with my wife yet
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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