I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Mom said you looked used
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Of course I have a pirate flag
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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