Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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