I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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