That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So vagazzling was a success
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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