I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
