Christians are straight up FREAKS
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Randomize
