She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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