i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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