there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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