so explain again why im purple
no
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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