3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I looked at my own cervix.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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