ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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