so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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