so that wasnt chicken after all
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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