So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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