What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Say something about gay babies.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize