Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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