my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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