D3 body, D1 cock
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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