I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
