when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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