worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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