at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I currently don't understand fingers.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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