That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish they made helmets for livers.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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