Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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