Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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