It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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